Cooking not Crumbling: Recipes I Learnt out of Pure Survival

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 #2 Effort-Free Avocado Toast (with Egg)

Ingredients

  • 1 ripe avocado
  • 2 slices of bread -toasted if you're feeling fancy
  • 1 egg (poached, fried, or boiled—your vibe, your choice)
  • Salt, pepper, chili flakes, or whatever seasoning screams "chef vibes"
  • Optional: a drizzle of olive oil or a sprinkle of sesame seeds

Instructions

  1. Mash the avocado with a fork. Season generously (or minimally, if you’re chill like that).
  2. Spread the seasoned avocado onto your toast like a pro.
  3. Prepare your egg the way you like it: poached for the fancy, fried for the bold, or boiled for the efficient.
  4. Place the egg atop the avocado toast. Admire your work—you’re basically a brunch chef.

Serving Suggestion
Pair with artisanal coffee to channel that café energy. Or stick to water because hydration = glow. Add a pinch of paprika or a splash of hot sauce if you're feeling spicy.












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